Friday, 28 December 2012


School Rules Are Not Made To Be Broken

Mistakes. We do these things every day. We slip, we flip, we trip. Nobody’s perfect and I guess everybody knows that. Life may be a long difficult test where we make mistakes but there would always be a lesson after each fault.

School is a place almost all naughty children hate. It’s a society where we thrive to survive. And of course, there are the mistakes we do – even if we’re aware of it or no.

I’m lazy. I know I am and I’m a little bit disappointed with myself but I can’t seem to change it. So let’s imagine that we get punished each time we show a sign of slothfulness. Is being electrified a fair punishment? Nah-ah. I’m just kidding. Let’s just say that if there is someone “sloth-ing” around in school, he’ll be cleaning the classroom for a whole week and he’ll be called twenty times in recitation in each class and he must answer correctly or he’ll answer more questions next meeting. In that way he’ll know how hard it is to clean and he’ll study in every class. I’m sure survival instincts will kick in and he’ll never be lazy again.

Traffic is really not an excuse when you’re late. If you know there’s traffic on your way to school, you know better than to sleep until noon. You should wake up early so you won’t be caught in the rush hour or if you would be, you have enough time to spare. And when you’re caught tardy, I guess you’ll have to have your own flag ceremony in the cafeteria during lunch break. You know the hang of it – you’ll have a prayer then the national anthem, then the school hymn, then exercise and some food for thought. I guess you words of wisdom there should be about tardiness.

Lying is one of the worst things in the world. Even a white lie could create great problems so you should avoid lying in the first place.  Honesty is the best policy right? It may sound like a cliché but it’s so true. If anyone would be caught red-handed lying, he would walk around the school for a week with an “I’m a liar” banner on his uniform. That way, people would be careful in trusting him.

Being rude doesn’t really make you look cool. It makes you look like a kid who grew up in the streets with no parents to teach him how to respect others. Don’t do unto others what you don’t want others to do unto you. If you want anyone o respect you, you should learn how to respect others first. If anyone would be rude to other people in school, he’ll need to send his parents to the guidance office. He’ll also need to say greetings to anyone he meet or pass by in school. If anyone would report that he did not greet him, he’ll be suspended for a week.


Anger and Violence are the next two things they may sound like the same thing but they aren’t. Anger is about have this fire on you that you can’t tame. It’s an emotion which is hard to control. Violence is about hurting other people – intentional or not. You can be angry but not violent, you can be violent without being angry and you can be angry and violent at the same time. If you committed the “anger sin” you’ll have a class in the library – all alone with the grouchiest teacher in school. I know for a fact that he’ll keep on ranting on you. So you need to control your anger or you’ll be rude which will be a different story. If you’ll be violent, you’ll need to spend all your school hours inside the principal’s office. You’ll study there – self-study for a month. You will also have a test in all subjects every end of the day. You can ask the principal for clarifications – if you want and if you’re courageous enough.


Greed is another sin hateful to me. Why is there a need to be greedy? Why can’t everyone just have an equal share and that’s it. For me, greed is an irrational emotion – I think it comes straight from hell. It’s never for a good cause and will never be right. Now so much for my I-hate-greed speech, I need to carry on. If anyone will be greedy in the campus - and hope there won’t be any- he’ll need to eat every wood in the forest. Hehe. That would be gross. Seriously speaking, he’ll give back seven-hold of the thing he wants or greed for. I think he would never be greedy for anything again.

Cutting is something I had never done and would never do in my life. You’re a given a chance to go to school, feed that hollow brain of yours with your parents working hard for your needs. And how do you pay them back? By getting out of school to escape your classes! Where’s the sense in that? You would never learn anything if you do that. So if anyone would be caught cutting classes, he would have his classes just outside the school gate. If he won’t be there when the school guard check, he would need another school to accept him.

Cheating is a crime. All your classmates work hard for the exams and then you would cheat? You’re not that lucky to get away with it. I really don’t want to talk about cheaters because they make me want to throw up on the faces. They’ll be hanged to lessen the population. But kidding aside, they would be kicked out of the school right away.

Committing a sin is never a good thing but you must learn from it. Never do the same mistake again because that would be a good evidence to show how foolish you are. Who knows maybe hell is true and you’ll spend an eternity being punished.

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